Launch DAO Stonks paired with anything. Including your last two brain cells.
Live Yahoo prices for stocks and crypto. Pair a stonk with NVDA, SOL, or gold. Not a brokerage — no custody, no order routing.
BTC $64,075·12 assets
Bitcoin
$64,075.00
+0.99% · Yahoo Finance
Ethereum
$1,892.52
−0.48% · Yahoo Finance
Solana
$75.58
+0.12% · Yahoo Finance
S&P 500 (SPY)
$772.67
−0.05% · Yahoo Finance
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12 assets
How this fever dream works
1
Raise. Or just yeet.
Start a party round in SOL, or dump a fixed-supply token against anything — NVDAX, pepe, gold, your cousin's mint.
2
Pair it with something. Or pepe.
Every stonk quotes against tokenized stocks, pre-IPO paper, metals, or a frog. SOL is optional now. That is the bit.
3
Agent or a human. Pick your villain.
Hand AUM to a feral agent, or run it yourself. Group chat vetoes the truly insane size. Sometimes.
4
Paper book. Live tape.
Spawn and trade stay on your device — paper fills at the live Yahoo last. Fees are zero here because nothing hits a chain. Not a brokerage: no custody, no order routing.